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Theodore Kaczynski 74
Scarlett Johansson 72
Tupac Shakur 70
Jan Peter Balkenende 68
Howard Dean 67
Shu Qi 66
Dustin Hoffman 62
Patrick Swayze 62

There are some beautiful people on that list to whom I am very proud to have been face-matched. I mean, at least it wasn't cage-matched, right? I must say it's a lot of fursz. I've been told I'm good looking before. All moms tell their sons that. (It's ok Bobby, she just didn't think of it at the time. It's only because she couldn't read or she would have been a part of book club and learned to say it there, just like the other moms. What? She told you to make sure you get a good job because with that hideous attrocity you call a face you would never attract a mate. Even a blind one? I'm sure she still loves y-- just a second I have to take this phone call real quick. -- uh huh. Yeah, I understand. No, that really would be a great costume for halloween if it wouldn't make the adults at the office party cry. ::chuckles:: No, I told you I don't watch Martha Stewart Living. OK, yeah, I'll tell him. Have a good one, Mrs. B.-- OK, sorry about that. That was your mom. She wanted me to tell you that she doesn't love you. Sorry man, I stand corrected. Also, she wanted me to ask you to go down to Herrold's Custom Costumes on 5th Street. But then she thought she shouldn't dress up like you for Halloween because it would probably make her colleagues cry. Or at least vomit violently.) OK, where was I before I got distracted? Oh yeah. I never thought anyone, man or machine, would match me to 72 percent to Scarlett Johannson. I'm going back to bed. Staying up all night to watch an entire season of "The Office" (US Version), a 9-hour undertaking, is ill-advised.