Thursday, June 15, 2006
Funny Experiences at Subway
Today, I had a good experience at Subway. I laughed so hard I nearly cried. First, some background. The World Cup is in Germany. Hannover (where I live) is a host city. On Friday, Mexico plays against...someone. Irrelevant. The important thing is that the city of Hannover is exploding with Mexicans.
Today I went to Subway. Standing in front of me was a Mexican who was a soccer fan about 23 years old. Standing behind me was a mexican. Also a soccer fan. He was probably 14 years old. And his dad. Anyway, sandwiched between Mexicans, it felt really weird when I ordered "Mexican" sauce on my sub. I just felt really awkward.
Then, this was the part where I lost it, the kid behind me was ordering the things he wanted on his sub. When they got to the jalapeno peppers, he said he wants A LOT of them. The girl paused and looked at him and told him they were spicy as if he had no idea what they were...as if the Mexican had no idea what a Jalapeno was. Then, she didn't believe him the first time...
"And A LOT of those."
"They're hot."
"Yes."
::distorts face:: "REALLY hot."
"I know, just put the peppers on the sandwich, bitch."
He didn't actually say bitch. But it was hilarious... Stupid Germans.
Today I went to Subway. Standing in front of me was a Mexican who was a soccer fan about 23 years old. Standing behind me was a mexican. Also a soccer fan. He was probably 14 years old. And his dad. Anyway, sandwiched between Mexicans, it felt really weird when I ordered "Mexican" sauce on my sub. I just felt really awkward.
Then, this was the part where I lost it, the kid behind me was ordering the things he wanted on his sub. When they got to the jalapeno peppers, he said he wants A LOT of them. The girl paused and looked at him and told him they were spicy as if he had no idea what they were...as if the Mexican had no idea what a Jalapeno was. Then, she didn't believe him the first time...
"And A LOT of those."
"They're hot."
"Yes."
::distorts face:: "REALLY hot."
"I know, just put the peppers on the sandwich, bitch."
He didn't actually say bitch. But it was hilarious... Stupid Germans.
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DUDE, i met a beautiful boy from london at the airport in newark the other day that just came back from seeing a game in hannover.
i thought of you.
DANG, that was a lot of location name-dropping.
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i thought of you.
DANG, that was a lot of location name-dropping.
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