Saturday, October 15, 2005
logging the night away.
Someone named Gaintner said it has been too long since I have posted. My lack of posts does not indicate that I have not been keeping up to date on your blogs. Nay. I have been keeping up on all of your lushus blogations. I apologize for my lack of blogging. I blame it on the work and on the party-making. (Thats what the german's call it when they go to the club/diskotek, "making party" Germans are funny. And party animals.) For the second weekend in a row, I stayed out until 6am. Actually, last weekend, I got home at 7, but that means I stayed out past 6 too. I don't know what the hell the deal is. I don't dance well. Hell, I don't even like to dance. I just like to drink. I think I made mention in one of the backlogs that you will later read, that last weekend I drank much redbull to stay up all morning. Today, I stayed up all night ohne redbull. Then I had most of a doener. That was pretty shitty. I used to like Doeners, now I hate them. In case you weren't aware, doener are THE german drunk food. You can't go to Denny's in the middle of the night, but you can go to a doener store after every third bar.
[Damn, I think I was drunk. A doener, for the unenlightened, is a pita with some cabbage and some lamb or beef or chicken and some cucumber and some sauce and maybe some tomatoes or something. And what I meant by "after every third bar" was that as you walk down the street, you will pass three bars, then there will be a doener place, three bars then a doener place.]
Anyway, I am actually quite exausted. I am no longer intoxicated [haha...i think i was wrong], but I am sleepy, so I will try to post this and the last several backlogs tomorrow. I hope you all have a wonderful day and leave me lots of nice messages. Or at least read the backlogs and say...damn, I used to know Kyle back before he was....well, when he was LESS of a loser. Make sure you say it. If you just think it, it doesn't count.
[this I wrote the next day, after sobering up, but with a pounding headache.]
Spongebob square pants does not change quality when you cannot understand what anyone is saying. I mean that in both the best and worst way possible.
It bothers me that in Germany, TV channels announce that what you are about to watch is a commercial. Its not like its hard to figure out that the barbie commercial is no longer part of spongebob squarepants. Speaking of commercials... I just saw my next large investment. Hot wheels makes something called Gorilla Attack. That Werbung made me want a Hot Wheels play set, but holy crap I really want this one. Its so awesome. The gorilla tries to smash your car, you can try to shoot missiles at the gorilla, there's other freakin awesome stuff, too.
[Damn, I think I was drunk. A doener, for the unenlightened, is a pita with some cabbage and some lamb or beef or chicken and some cucumber and some sauce and maybe some tomatoes or something. And what I meant by "after every third bar" was that as you walk down the street, you will pass three bars, then there will be a doener place, three bars then a doener place.]
Anyway, I am actually quite exausted. I am no longer intoxicated [haha...i think i was wrong], but I am sleepy, so I will try to post this and the last several backlogs tomorrow. I hope you all have a wonderful day and leave me lots of nice messages. Or at least read the backlogs and say...damn, I used to know Kyle back before he was....well, when he was LESS of a loser. Make sure you say it. If you just think it, it doesn't count.
[this I wrote the next day, after sobering up, but with a pounding headache.]
Spongebob square pants does not change quality when you cannot understand what anyone is saying. I mean that in both the best and worst way possible.
It bothers me that in Germany, TV channels announce that what you are about to watch is a commercial. Its not like its hard to figure out that the barbie commercial is no longer part of spongebob squarepants. Speaking of commercials... I just saw my next large investment. Hot wheels makes something called Gorilla Attack. That Werbung made me want a Hot Wheels play set, but holy crap I really want this one. Its so awesome. The gorilla tries to smash your car, you can try to shoot missiles at the gorilla, there's other freakin awesome stuff, too.
# posted by Kyle @ 1:28 PM 
