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I came home today and ate a head of lettuce. Nay, I devoured a head of lettuce. I ate it like a fucking rabbit. A sanitary rabbit who washes his lettuce in the sink before shoving the whole leaves into his mouth, 3 inches at a time, breaking it with his teeth like a... like a rabbit.

This is how I sat on my couch and ate an entire head of lettuce. I didn't use salad dressing, I didn't even use a fork. And it was soooo good. I almost ate the whole thing over the sink in 3 minutes.