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Sehr geehrte Deutchland,

Just because you are barring them from clubs instead of sending them to the gas-chamber doesn't mean that it is ok to be racist. I know that you are all upset because of the high levels of unemployment and you want to make sure that Germans have jobs. Economic distress is what led you to kill the Jews too.

Sincerely,
Pissed-off-at-Germany

I feel soo lucky, as I have mentioned before, because I have the opportunity to meet so many people from all over the world. I got really pissed off again last night when we tried to go to a club and they wouldn't let my friend in because he is of Arabic decent. He is french, but his parents are from Morocco. The same thing happens to my Brazilian friend as well. Last night, what happened was, several of us were at a club and another group came to meet us there. They wouldn't let the second group in because they were 'led' by this guy who was not white. Those of us already in the club decided to leave. I wanted to pee on the bouncers shoes as we left because I had to relieve myself, but I decided that would be a bad idea.

AAAAHHHHHH. SO MUCH ANGER AT RACIST PEOPLE!

But I do love my new digital camera. :-D

Subway is EXACTLY the same here as it is in the US except for 4 things. In Germany: you can get Fanta, the Lay's potato chips say Walker's instead, your sandwich length options are 15cm or 30cm, and the trash cans say "Danke". I'll just focus on each of these a little bit. If it were not for these things and the German in the air, I would think I were in the United States at Subway. I do, however, love Fanta, so that makes me happy to be here. The potato chip bags look identical. The logo is the same, the design is the same, but they write "Walker's" instead of "Lay's" on the bag. I feel like I am getting less for my money because a centimeter is less than an inch. Much less. The interior designing of the Subway is the same as it is in the United States. They have all the same pictures of vegetables hanging on walls covered in yellow NYC subway wallpaper with the same colored tile floors and trim board and tables and trash cans. Except the trash cans say Danke.

This is the stupidest blog entry I have written in a LOOOOOONG time.

I am watching a German show about animals and it is making me angry. They just showed some cartoons of Elephants and they showed them drinking through their trunk and one even sucked an apple through its trunk. You may not be aware of this, but the elephant's trunk is not a really long mouth like the ant-eater, it is its nose. Elephants do not eat through their nose. Elephants also do not drink water through their nose. They have been known to suck up water in their nose and spray it on themselves, but their trunk is not their freakin mouth!