Wednesday, October 12, 2005

 

Bar sports are for REAL men

The men who play darts may be classic bar junkies, but at least they don't have to wear the goofy shit that pool players do. These snooker guys look like they came from a high school prom. I have to admit, it is ridiculously impressive the way these guys can bounce the cue ball off of two or three bumpers before hitting the ball they are aiming at. That is impressive. Ebenso, I can understand watching billiards on TV when you are bored silly or its the middle of the night and nothing else is on or you want to play a really difficult drinking game, but how lame are the lives of these people (not related to the players) who are in the crowd watching this live. Can you imagine going to the ticket office and buying a ticket knowing that you're going to watch pool? G'lurd.

I'm not making a new entry for this, even though it happened tomorrow, but whoever said that men can't multitask was a liar (and probably a feminist). [stereotyping is fun! That doesn't mean typing with both a left and a right hand, but it probably should.] I cut my toenails and brushed my teeth at the same time tomorrow morning.

Au revoir.

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