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I am still sick. Last night my nose bled while the snot flowed out. That was both shitty and scary. I couldn't seem to get it to stop. I think the snot stopped it from clotting and when I would get the snot to stop coming, I would cough and blow it all free. Enough with the disgusting details.

I finally got a cell phone today. If you want to call me, awesome. I'll give you the number, but you gotta leave me a comment or something asking.

I think my little cactus is going to bloom soon! Did I ever put up pictures of it here? Yeah I did! The weener's getting longer, so I think the head might explode in a colorful display of cactus-bloom orgasm soon.

I'm going to test the mettle of your blog-viewing website. Does it only retrieve posts dated since the last time you viewed them or does it retrieve all posts you haven't yet viewed, regardless of date? Dun dun dun. In other words, I am backlogging some posts I wrote on my computer at home but could not until now post. So go back and read them. They are clearly identified.

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