Sunday, August 14, 2005
My mom is dirty.
My mom told me this joke:
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts thealligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll makeyou a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my balls inside.Then the gator will close his mouth for one full minute. Then he'll openhis mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing thisspectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured theirapproval. The Cajun stood up on the bar,dropped his trousers, and placed hismember and related parts into the alligator's open mouth. The gatorclosed his mouth as the assembly gasped. After a minute, the man grabbeda beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. Thegator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals, unscathed aspromised. The patrons cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back ofthe bar. A Blonde woman timidly spoke up... "I'll try it! Just don't hit me sohard with the beer bottle!"
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts thealligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll makeyou a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my balls inside.Then the gator will close his mouth for one full minute. Then he'll openhis mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing thisspectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured theirapproval. The Cajun stood up on the bar,dropped his trousers, and placed hismember and related parts into the alligator's open mouth. The gatorclosed his mouth as the assembly gasped. After a minute, the man grabbeda beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. Thegator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals, unscathed aspromised. The patrons cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back ofthe bar. A Blonde woman timidly spoke up... "I'll try it! Just don't hit me sohard with the beer bottle!"
# posted by Kyle @ 9:20 AM 
