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Today was a chilly, rainy, autumn day. I loved it.

The weather seemed to put everyone else around here in a miserable mood and that turned sour a day I started out very much enjoying.

Did you read that last sentence twice?

Bet you did now.

John and I went to Steak N Shake. They messed up my bill. Then they sort of fixed it. I still felt ripped off.

I think I am becoming more and more like my father every day. It doesn't bother me. I think I'm rather proud of it.

Lots of girls say he is a handsome guy. That bothers me. A lot.

Did you read that sentence twice yet?

The day has made me paranoid.

What is optimal speed? 50%? 93.4%? 7%? Afterburner burns fuel too quickly. Throttle down too far and you stall; plummeting to your doom.

I wish I had learned somewhere in school the appropriate use of a semi-colon; As the end of a statement in certain programming languages doesn;t count; I mean in the English language;

I like to fly. I don't have the wings for it. Birds do though.

Some birds don't.

Do other birds consider ostriches handicapped?

Is that how you spell handicapped?

How about ostriches?

I think this is my favorite entry so far.